Wednesday, April 20, 2011

WARNING: contents may be hot

Ever see those warnings companies put on their products?The ones that are obvious.

Cup of  coffee - caution contents may be hot
Bic lighter- ignite lighter away from face
Food sealer-To prevent possible injury, do not apply the hose or the lid sealer to any part of the body while vacuum pump is in operation.
Bayer Aspirin-Do not take if allergic to aspirin.
Trojan condoms- not to be eaten

I have learned a lot of things being a mother.  One thing is that i will say things, almost on a daily basis, that i never thought i would ever say to another human being. Things much like the warnings above, Things that most people would assume to be obvious but clearly are not or they wouldn't have to be said.

 Do not pee on your brother's stuff

 Do not put your hands,feet,or face in the toilet
No i do not want to smell your armpit

 I know you don't like the crotch on your ballerina outfit but ballerinas have crotches

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