A Royal gift

As most of us witnessed, today was the royal wedding. oOooo aAAaaAa

I read that the wedding cost something like 35 million dollars.
What?!?! 

 My wedding cost under 10k last 4th of July. But I am not a princess and I did not invite 1900 people.
 Although I felt like a princess ..

And 1900 people would not have fit on the dance floor..

 So what do you give the royal bride and groom as a gift?

 I usually take the easy way out and give cash as a wedding gift. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say they don't need the cash.

What would you give as a gift to the newly weds? 

Maybe Some his and hers disguise moustaches for avoiding the paparazzi?